Two years ago, I went for my bone density scan and Prolia injection. The doc told me my osteoporosis was getting worse and it was time to consider alternatives. “Give me a year,” I pleaded. “I’ll change my diet and I’ll exercise,” knowing I would rather have a root canal than go to the gym.
I hired a personal trainer, James, whom I had seen training “older” women at the gym. He asked me about my goals. People seemed to like him so maybe he would be tolerable. I told him, “I want my bone density to improve but I also want Michelle Obama’s arms.” Regardless of your politics, you have to admit her arms are great. He smiled, never once telling me that I was crazy. “I can deal with that,” he replied.
Our first session was terrible and even one-pound and three-pound weights were difficult. He had to figure out what I could do and what my limitations were. I’ve had three knee surgeries, one shoulder surgery, and two back surgeries, and I don’t intend to go under the knife again. Safety was key for both of us.
Knowing I needed more than two days a week, I started walking on the treadmill. I learned I could read on my Kindle and walk. I could walk three miles a day, maybe read three books a week, and could help my bone density. I started to make friends at the gym and decided I could definitely make this work.
Epsom salts became my best friend but I stuck it out. James somehow knew if I laughed as I struggled it wouldn’t make it quite as bad and I’d work a little harder. He told me I was working hard enough if the glasses on the top of my head were fogged. We joked how I had to literally roll out of bed after leg day. He laughed and said I was melodramatic. Maybe I was, and we took the trash talking to a new level and it helped the time go by faster.
And get better, they did. Eight-pound weights replaced the three-pound weights and eventually we got up to twenty-pound weights, though sometimes I still need the three-pound ones. The leg press went from forty pounds to 130 pounds, more than even my weight. The weight increased on other exercises, as well. My posture improved and my clothes fit better. “What about my arms?” I asked him. “You’re making me do all kinds of stuff that aren’t helping me get Michelle Obama’s arms.”
“One day you may need to lift your husband off the floor.” I couldn’t disagree.
James pushed me harder and harder, with a different routine every day. Leg day is hell, but back and shoulders day isn’t much better. I whined and James kept adding weights. The “I can’t do that” excuse has been eclipsed by a determination to prove that I can do it and to continue to get stronger. No matter what he throws at me, I try my best.
I’m about to have a birthday and I’m very close to turning seventy. I didn’t start weight training in great shape, but now I’m in the best shape of my life. Besides the weight training and walking at least four miles a day. I know I need to work on my diet. It’s getting better but I have a long way to go.
I still have osteoporosis but my bone density improved six percent last year. I don’t quite have Michelle Obama’s arms, but I can wear sleeveless dresses without feeling self-conscious and James has become a good friend and someone I trust. He has even earned himself a place in my upcoming novel, “Karma on the Tarmac”.
I’d say I’m winning.
